If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
nut hugger
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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