Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i drank out of a bidet.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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