Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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