You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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