My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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