But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
