She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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