i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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