you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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