Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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