if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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