Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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