Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
