On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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