why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Randomize
