Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I didn't notice because vodka
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Randomize
