I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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