Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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