She's JV to your varsity
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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