How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I want her autograph on my taint
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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