One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
only if we run a train.
done.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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