Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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