The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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