Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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