Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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