Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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