I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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