Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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