nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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