mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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