Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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