my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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