How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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