Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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