She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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