He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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