The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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