did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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