I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
