Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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