Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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