So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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