hotel room ftw
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
