There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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