Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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