IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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