he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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