the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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