Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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