I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Mom said you looked used
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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