Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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