Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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