Will you blow on my dice?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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