When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
my liver is dry heaving
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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