Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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